Going all maternal

CB: “Hello?”

Me: “Hi, it’s me”

CB: “You ok?”

Me: “I don’t know what’s happening to me”

CB: “What do you mean?”

Me: “Well you know I was going to IKEA.”

CB: “Yes”

Me: “Well I’ve ended up in Babies at Home”

CB: “Where?”

Me: “Babies at Home, it’s a superstore for baby stuff”

CB: “Do you mean Babies R Us?”

Me: ” Yes, maybe, I don’t know, all I know is I was going to IKEA and somehow I ended up here, I think I may be going all … Maternal”

CB: “I don think understand the word ‘maternal’ but carry on”

Me: “Well you know the travel system thingy”

CB: “Sounding less ‘maternal'”

Me: “…anyway, I saw these tiny little shoes that match it”

CB: “Ahh, they sound cute”

Me: “And before I knew it they were in my basket”

CB: “Well that’s ok I’m sure he ….”

Me: “And then I found some socks that match, they’re in my basket too”

CB: “Well that’s ok I’m sure he will …”

Me: “And I’m now standing in front of a baby onesie”

CB: “It’s called a sleep suit but anyway, does it match the pattern on the pram?”

Me: “Yes”

CB: “Walk away, you are about to cross a line that you can’t come back from”

This is the pram

https://www.cosatto.com/shop/last-chance-to-buy/travel-systems/giggle-2/hipstar

And here are the shoes!!!

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